Wind turbines could blow earth off its orbit. Obama's energy policy?

Why are such scoops always only from America's Finest News Source?


In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit

Meanwhile, a soon-to-be-released blockbuster in the making "describes a small town being poisoned with wind":

Ok, that was all from the Onion.

But, seriously, the carbon in the coal?  Not to worry:

So, what does President Obama have to say about our energy policy?